Honestly
Fools, is there a franchise in movie history where rumors and speculations have
ignited as much passion and discussion and debate? Heck, rumors have been
bouncing around for the third Bat-Nolan film since before The Dark Knight was
even released!
Before we
launch into it, let’s just make a few things clear: Eddie Murphy is NEVER gonna
be in a Christopher Nolan flick (because he likes good actors), Megan Fox will NOT play Catwoman (because he likes good actors) and Joseph Gordon Levitt is
not at all a ridiculous choice (because he likes g... you get the point).
So to
undertake such a task as casting the next Batman villain, Presterjohn and I had
to take a bit of a back seat to our resident Bat-Nut and uber-enthusiast on all
things Dark Knight, the great and verbal Biggeoff who gets to kick this one
off.
Biggeoff’s Choices:
I’m going to throw this out there, I love Batman. Almost to an unhealthy
extent. So much so my middle name is literally Bruce, but that for a totally
different reason to Batman. So I’m sorry if this isn’t the short thing you’d
usually get from me. Batman is something I’m passionate about. Here are the
characters I think will be villains in the next Batman film. First I’ll touch
on Catwoman even though I don’t particularly want her in the film.
Catwoman – there has been so much talk that Catwoman will be the next
villain. But in a way I’d prefer it if Catwoman didn’t make a return. I love
Michelle Pfieffer’s Catwoman and I don’t want someone like Megan Fox screwing
that up. I know there’s been talk that maybe Angelina could be Catwoman but in
reality how do you play Catwoman any different to Pfieffer? The only way is to
make Catwoman work is to make either more of an Anarchist but then she’s
basically the Joker in a Catsuit or making her like the TV series portrayed her
as attractive and someone that used her looks to get people like The Penguin to
do her will. If Catwoman is used she can’t be the sole villain. Even though
she’s the most likely villain to be used I’d still prefer Catwoman to be left
alone but Jolie has my thumbs up if she can get a little more meat on her, I’m
not super keen on Megan Fox (aside from Jennifer’s Body) she just needs another
role to grab me before I can be convinced she’s ready for such a big
role.
But here are the three villains I want in the film
The Penguin – is
definitely a villain I want to see again and I’d love to see Chris Nolan’s spin
on the character. I could see him being less of a freak show, ala Tim Burton,
and more like the early comics portrayed him, a rich Aristocrat that got
involved in a life of thievery and crime. I can see Phillip Seymour Hoffman being perfect for the role, played with an
air of arrogance and someone just hell bent for power and riches.
Harley Quinn – is
working with The Penguin to bring chaos back to Gotham. She is upset but the
arrest of The Joker so she teams up to bring down Gotham and try to catch
Batman, imagine her played by an out of control Zoe Saldana. It’d be pretty cool/
The Riddler – Once
again I want Nolan’s view on The Riddler and I think a crazed inventor who
loves puzzles would be perfectly played by Daniel
Day Lewis. Forget Jim Carrey’s over the top performance bring The Riddler
as a dark almost serial killer like character who leaves clues and Batman tries
to catch him.
So to surmise here is how I’d love to see Batman 3 on the villain front. I’d love it to be that in between
now and The Dark Knight Gotham City
has descended into chaos. The Police and the people of Gotham consider Batman
to be a menace and it has got so bad he’s had to go into hiding as the city he
loves crumbles. A new mob boss who calls himself The Penguin is the main cause
of the problem and is assisted by Harley Quinn, The Joker’s girlfriend hell
bent on revenge. Meanwhile a serial killer that calls himself The Riddler is
leaving a trail of devastation, and clues, around Gotham and Bruce Wayne works
to catch him. The Riddler catches the eye of Harley Quinn who tries to get him
to use his brilliance to hunt down and kill Batman as revenge for The Joker.
Also whilst Batman is away a new vigilante has been working to clean up Gotham
calling himself Nightwing, he teams up with Batman to bring order back to
Gotham and restore the peoples faith in Batman.
Nightwing will be played by Joseph Gordon Levitt.
I know it will be complex but Nolan can handle it.
Prester’s
Choices :
What he said!!
Seriously, my villains would be
Mr.Freeze - Daniel Craig-the cold blue eyes
Bane- any
damn wrestler type
The Penguin played
by Ray Winstone (just a thug
character)
Fleetwood’s Choices:
I know lots of people wanna see the Riddler next and granted there are
some fantastic actors for that part out there, but I always felt the character is
a pale copy of the Joker, and after Heath Ledger’s performance and passing, any
actor doing a watered-down Joker would lose right off the gate. As for Catwoman, I just don't see a non-cheesy way to include her. The film needs a realistic villain that will challenge
the now-fugitive hero in other ways than we've seen so far.
Deadshot:
Peter Dinklage. Batman is on the run, and what’s left of the Gotham underworld want to
take advantage of it by hiring the jerkoff sharpshooter to finish him off once and for all. Owen would be perfect,
even if typecast a little for that kinda part...
The
Penguin:Peter Dinklage. This guy is not a loose-cannon psycho, he’s a cold-blooded serial businessman,
a short guy who’s lifetime of discrimination and oppression fuel his
no-holds-barred thirst of dominating everyone with the harshest of weapons –
money and power; perfect subject for these financially sombre times. Dinklage, with his
incredibly deep and intimidating gaze and that low gruff voice that commands
anybody’s respect deserves that kind of huge role to showcase his talent to the
whole world. Just watch The Station Agent
or Find Me Guilty for good reasons
why.
Bane:
Kevin Durand. Among Schumacher’s many –MANY- sacrileges, the very worst was to make
Bane into a mute & mindless pile of muscles. In the comics he’s not only
more than a physical match for Bats, he’s just as highly intelligent and
cunning. Not a lot of actors can fit both criteria, but with a little CG help
the 6’6 Canuck tree trunk Durand could pull it off and continue his steady rise
as one of Hollywood’s new go-to guys. And hey – he’s already worked with Chris
Bale in 3:10 to Yuma!
What say you Fools? Got an opinion or choice you,d wanna voice, send us your thoughts or sound off right below. after all, this the final Nolan Bat-Film, and already one of the most anticipated flicks for 2012!