Hello my pretties, we have a great article for you this week and a cool banner that I made. I know it is actually pretty crap but my Mum thinks it‘s cool. This article this weeks is action packed with sex ,shields, hammers, steroids  and the occasional midget. We have some amazing pictures from a week that has given us so much love with concept art, banners and the odd set photo. So with no more hassle and crap lets check out the angle of the dangle……

My rant this week is about the movie Ninja Assassin. Biggeoff and I watched this the other night on Bluray. I must admit that I never watched it in the cinemas as I was scared off by the  negative reviews. All I can say is WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS FILM??? This film is (I am sorry but I have to say it) AWESOME. It has martial arts ,  swords, powers and fucken Ninjas. Really what else do you want? It has fucken Ninjas!! Am I too old for the world now? Are Ninjas no longer cool? Especially when they chop into each other with loving gore and severed limbs. I watched this film dumbfounded that this never found an audience. Teenagers should be quoting this shit!! Man, I had so much fun watching this film. I know it’s not perfect. I know some of the dialogue and the wrap ups are pretty ordinary but it had fucken ninjas and it was cool. I loved ninjas. Remember Pray for death? Michael Dudikoff’s American Ninja and so many more that I grew up on. I loved this film and when it gets cheaper and my wife’s back is turned I will race out and snap this baby up forever holding it high in my dumb fun films. Fuck yeah, Ninjas!!!

Now to some of the most best pictures I have ever loaded but I will get to them last. But firstly let's check out these set pics from the latest Harry Potter. Supposedly a spoiler but I haven’t read the books. This is a photo of that poor red headed kid and Hermione when they are old. She looks to have aged well, too bad about the red one. Poor red heads, even make up artists don’t like them

Here is a picture of Daniel Radcliffe as an older Harry Potter. It freaks me out that that boy has more money in his wallet than I do in my life. I am not jealous, I just want to hit him……hard……like he has red hair.

All these cool minimalist posters are finally getting made for real and hereis a damn fine example for Ryan Reynold’s Buried. I am not sure if I can watch this film. I can’t stand confined spaces ever since I got locked in a closet looking for Narnia.The closest to a fawn I ever got to was looking at myself naked in the mirror. I really need to manscape.

Who else is really worried that this film will be shyte?? I watched the trailer and I am still not impressed. I will watch it for Emily Blunt but it looks so crap. Sorry Jack. I like you but only in support roles. Sorry nothing personal mate…..just business.

Here is something that will make Biggeoff more excited than if he got a new collection of Harry Potter Lego. Here is a character picture from the Nolan future classic Inception. This film looks amazing and I think it may be the new Blade Runner. Also JGL is just a goddamn legend now.

Here is the poster to the most masculine, steroid ridden film ever. This has more celebrities than the playboy mansion grotto. Looks at that cast. If this film is crap, I will be so dissapointed I will have to kill a small pony. Here that Sly. It better be good or the pony gets it.

Look at this. Here is the Thor concept art and it looks so cool. True, the head looks a bit wrong but I know we are going to see more soon. Maybe a teaser trailer oooohhhh. I am nerding out to the maximum on this one. oohhh I need to breathe...

All hail the ultra amazing Captain America concept art. This looks amazing and surpasses all my expectations. It also alleviates my fears on the suit looking a bit crap onscreen.

Chris Evans will be brilliant as Captain America. The cast is amazing and The Avengers is coming together beautifully. We are in for either the greatest run or greatest failure of the Marvel films life. But I love what I am seeing and I have faith in my Marvel overlords. Hail Marvel. Hail!!

The trailer this week is the second trailer for the very intriguing Killer Inside me. With a cast that consists of “hey, I know him “ this will be very controversial but it may also be Oscar bait. Casey Affleck is perfect as a psychopath as he always has that serial killer look to him. An Aloofness like a sack of sadness. Here is the trailer and I will see you next week or sometime after that. But I will see you again. I love you!!!