Hello my alcohol fuelled followers. I only assume you are drunk because why else would you be reading. This week has been crazy in the world of Prester with some amazing interview prospects on the way as well as renewing a meaningful relationship with my gaming Console (oh baby how I have missed you and I will never let HER get in the way again). So lets get into it as I am currently freezing as my computer room is effin cold. My genitalia looks like George Burns smoking a Cuban…ok ok it’s more like a doobie but it’s cold.

This week’s rant is about the whole Transformers bru-ha over Megan Fox leaving. Well I can honestly say it’s about time as she was talking a lot of Smack (I am so ghetto) about Mr Bay and I was waiting for him to hit back.  Will the franchise miss her? I don’t know and I don’t really care as part two really peeved me off as it was bigger than the first but with no improvement on it. A bigger explosion does not make it a better film. Honestly my favourite part was the scene when Megan Fox was riding the motorcycle in the mechanics that and the racist robots. Hahahaha they were so obvious.

So where to for Ms Fox? Is she going down the toilet now? Well it seems to be the direction but I honestly hope she gets huge because she does have that blindingly sexual presence that I have only really seen in the amazing goddess Angelina Jolie. Whilst she will never have the ability or looks of Jolie, she was good in Jennifer’s Body and this incident will either tear her apart or raise her above her pin up reputation. Go on Megan go out and prove them wrong and don’t worry about Michael Bay, he’s like James Cameron’s shadow…Same shape just not the substance.  That is all

Our first picture for your viewing is from the new Bruce Willis actioner Kane And Lynch. It has that guy from Ray in it as well. You remember, the guy who also did that TV show remake. I can’t remember.

Here is a set pic from George Lucas’ passion project Red Tails about the first African American airforce pilots called the Tuskegee airmen. This could be good but when you take George Lucas’ dialogue and add it into a world without Jedi’s then it will sound like a kid’s play.

Shrek 4. All I can say is that this film better be an improvement on the last. The last film was sadly disappointing for a franchise that I truly loved. Oh well Donkey is always funny.

Here is a character picture of Ken from the new Streetfighter Legacy. I can’t believe they have kept that ridiculous glam rock haircut. If I ever meet the hairdresser I am going to cup my hands together and scream HADUKEN!!!! As I slam him or her with a flaming ball of rage.

You know I had to sneak in a Airbender pic. I just love all the visuals I have seen of it. I know I may be setting myself up for a fall but I am ready. Don’t go breaking my heart M.

I love everything that has to do with Director Tarsem Singh. This man is one of the greats when it comes to visual directing. Just watch The Cell or The Fall. Well this one is his chance at making the mainstream with his sword and sandals epic The Immortals. The plot is basically Clash of the Titans but I am sure this one will retain its balls and will look amazing. How hard does Mickey Rourke look? Cool

This is just a cool pic of one of the characters from Tron Legacy. This film will be huge in my nerdy world. I loved the original too much and with updated effects will blow my mind more than Lindsay Lohan going straight.

We leave the posters area with this fan poster of Evil Dead. This is brilliant as it captures the whole feel of the film. I love it.

This week’s trailer is Zac Efron’s Charlie St Cloud. I think he is a star and I think this will go someway in showing people he is more than High School Musical. He has that young Johnny Depp quality. But being that damn good looking he needs to be careful of his role choices or he will just become a parody of his HSM role. But this trailer looks like he gets to stretch his wings a bit. I will be watching this baby for sure.He has that presence. Bye bye all